So my friend Hugh bought me a pirate Snuggie, and I’ve been a little (read: a LOT) reluctant to wear the thing. Even when G sent me this video to try to persuade me it was a damned fine garment.
I like robes, dammit. The whole open-in-the-back thing just does nothing for me. *grumble*
So Bones’ staff bought him a Jack Skellington Snuggie for $WINTERHOLIDAY…
Bones: My prezzy is very snuggly.
Me: The vampire duck?
Bones: The Jack snuggy.
Fine, rain. Fine. I’ll just have my own party inside with my beer and my jack snuggie and watch Buffy.
For Lo! I am a party animal!!
Me: Wow. It’s like Jack Skellington Panda.
Bones: Hah! We would be the hottest couple.
Me: I love you. And I’m totally bringing my pirate snuggie to your parents’ house.
Bones: I’ll bring snuggiejack.
Me: We will have an amazing New Year’s photo.